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This is the second post I've had to write, Because I'm a prat and technically shite! My knack of phones has become really bad, And I'm...

My little girl crawls to me, arms up high... She’s smilimg cutely, I'm wonder why!! I lift her up, just a little bit. And realise her...

It's 5am and I'm up for the day, My youngest says it's the best time to play. She's unaware that her brothers been up all night, Not...

Friday night is pizza night so today I went shopping, I took the kids along to decide on their topping, It was a complete waste of time...

Fanfare please as the kids are going back, I couldn't be a teacher, I know I'd get the sack, My class would be quiet, but they would all...

After a weekend of freedom the terrors are back, Carrying the dirty old tent in a sack, The cars full of trash, I can tell they've been...

We're coming to the end of the summer holiday, With the kids at home I've progressed to grey, So I decided to meet some mums with their...

We will start where it all began, When I proved to my friends I was really a man, By inflicting pregnancy upon my wife, Would this be the...

From all the experience in my paramedic career, By far there has been one thing that made me fear, It wasn’t the patients or threats of...